Ok, this is a long one, but I felt a quest chain would be a nice addition to give the game a running story/gag. I apologize in advance. In fact, Bjorn and Matuesz, feel free to delete the post entirely if it's just a waste of space. I totally understand if I'd need to donate some more to get any of this going, considering how much is involved.
Some of the new items involved are just macguffins, but some uniques are added for the sole purpose of making the chain make sense. Uniques can be replaced by commons or whatever you feel is best. I didn't detail the uniques because I'm a bit tired now, and like I said, I'm already kinda overstepping my bounds.
Bloodthirsty Merchant Quest Chain
I: RATLINGDOOM
N: QUEST_RATLINGDOOM_NAME
D: QUEST_RATLINGDOOM_DESC
L: 15
S: CREATURE_WEALTHYMERCHANT
E: CREATURE_WEALTHYMERCHANT
G: KILL 10 CREATURE_RATLING
R: ITEM_RATFANGRING
X: 150
Q: ORCSBANE
Doom of the Ratlings:
"You've been good with those sewer rats, but did you know there are even bigger vermin that threaten us? Ratlings! They're almost intelligent, and scare the bejeezuz out of me. Kill 10 of them, bring me their fangs as proof, and I'll see about rewarding you again."
Item: Ring of Ratfangs - like a bloodforged ring with an HP boost
"A ring made from the incisors of Ratlings, expertly linked and not quite so gorey as you'd imagine."
I: DEPOSEDSHAMAN
N: QUEST_DEPOSEDSHAMAN_NAME
D: QUEST_DEPOSEDSHAMAN_DESC
L: 15
S: CREATURE_WEALTHYMERCHANT
E: CREATURE_WEALTHYMERCHANT
G: KILL 10 CREATURE_SHAMAN
R: ITEM SHAMANHELM
X: 150
Q: WORGSFOE
Deposing the Shaman
"I must say I feel a bit safer now that you've culled the herd of Ratlings, but they'll be back. You know why? Shaman! There are Shaman who lead these creatures and teach them to hate us! Kill 10 of the Ratling Shamans, and bring me the brooches that hold their horrible cloaks as proof, and you'll be paid generously!"
Item: Shamanic Circlet of Rats - like a weak wizard hat with an MP boost
"A bit gaudy, but it appeals to the Rat gods, and hey, what could that hurt?"
I: WORGSFOE
N: QUEST_WORGSFOE_NAME
D: QUEST_WORGSFOE_DESC
L: 15
S: CREATURE_WEALTHYMERCHANT
E: CREATURE_WEALTHYMERCHANT
G: KILL 10 CREATURE_WORG
R: ITEM WORGBOOTS
X: 150
Q: VERMINBLIGHT
The Worgsfoe
"I thought we were safe when you brought me proof that the Shamans would preach no more to the Ratlings... but as I approached the dungeons myself, I saw red, demonic eyes stare out at me from the darkness! I heard snarls like that of wolves, but with words almost like those of orcs! Worgs! You must protect us from them! KILL 10 OF THEM AND BRING ME THEIR PELTS! YOU MUST!"
Item: Worgskin Boots - like dwarf boots with a speed boost
"Quite warm, but it's a little unsettling wearing the skin of something sentient..."
I: VERMINBLIGHT
N: QUEST_VERMINBLIGHT_NAME
D: QUEST_VERMINBLIGHT_DESC
L: 15
S: CREATURE_WEALTHYMERCHANT
E: CREATURE_WEALTHYMERCHANT
G: KILL 10 CREATURE_RAT
R: ITEM RATTAIL
X: 10
Q: PEACE
Mousetrap
As you approach, the merchant's eyes dart back and forth, and he wrings his hands in open anxiety. "Do you hear them? In the woods? I see them..." his voice drops to a whisper. "I hear them plotting! They'll rise I tell you! They see what we've done, and they'll do worse to us! I know it!" His face twists into a maniacal grin, "But we can stop them, you and me! Yes! Kill 10 of those Giant Rats that haunt these woods, and bring me their tails as proof! I'll make something wonderful from them! OH YES I WILL!" He giggles to himself as you back away.
Item: Rat Tail Bracelet - No Stats or Powers, magic item slot only because it would be funny to wear it.
"Well, it's the thought that counts. Maybe it would impress Bahamut..."
I: PEACE
N: QUEST_PEACE_NAME
D: QUEST_PEACE_DESC
L: 15
S: CREATURE_CLERIC
E: CREATURE_CLERIC
G: LOOT 1 WANDOFSLOWING
LOOT 1 WANDOFHEALING
LOOT 1 BOOKOFSLEEP
LOOT 1 POTIONOFDETECTMONSTERS
R: ITEM VALIUM
X: 150
Q: OKFINE
Give Peace a Chance
"Have you noticed our friend, the Merchant? He seems... overwhelmed lately. I feel the stress and despair of this place is beginning to weigh on him. I'll tell you what, for both our sake, let's try to help him. If you can bring me... let's see... Soothing, Rest, Clarity, Focus, yes, bring me a Wand of Healing, a Rod of Slowing, a Book of Sleep, and a Potion of Clairvoiance. I should be able to combine the magical essences of the rods and the book into the potion, and create a medicine to help our friend settle down."
Item: Potion of Serenity - You cannot use this item.
"Actually, this potion smells pretty nice. Shouldn't taste it right now, but you might ask the Healer to mix one for you when this is all over."
I: OKFINE
N: QUEST_OKFINE_NAME
D: QUEST_OKFINE_DESC
L: 15
S: CREATURE_WEALTHYMERCHANT
E: CREATURE_WEALTHYMERCHANT
G: LOOT VALIUM
R: ITEM GOLD 150
X: 150
Q: NIGHTSTALKERS
Time for a Nap
As you approach, the Merchant seems to be muttering to himself, staring into the shadows, jumping at every snap of a twig. "Ah, it's you my friend! I have another proposition for you!" Before he can continue, you hand him the potion and ask him to drink it. At first suspicious, he soon decides he can trust you, and downs the bottle in seconds. His tense features begin to loosen, and he sits down. "You know friend, maybe I've been a little high strung lately. You have things fully under control, and between the Healer and the Trainers, I think we can handle ourselves up here afterall." He pauses. "Hey, you know what's a funny word? Bauble. Hee hee. Bauble!" He giggles a little more, then begins snoring - well, he's better than he was.
I: NIGHTSTALKERS
N: QUEST_NIGHTSTALKERS_NAME
D: QUEST_NIGHTSTALKERS_DESC
L: 30
S: CREATURE_CLERIC
E: CREATURE_CLERIC
G: KILL 10 CREATURE_WRAITH
R: ITEM CLOAK_WRAITH
X: 300
Q: NIL
Nightstalkers
"I'm glad to see you friend. I didn't want to mention this to our Merchant friend for fear of his nerves, but I have seen a threat in the darkness that I feel must be quelled before it becomes too much for our small band to contain. Their very touch wearies the muscles, they move as shadows and follow just as relentlessly, their cold eyes peer from beneath hoods with hatred for the living. Bring us the cloaks of 10 Wraiths, though, and perhaps we can find some evidence of their weakness!"
Item: Wraithencloak - Prevents Slow, Boosts Magic, Boosts Mana
"Apparently woven from shadows, but sanctified by benevolent gods, this otherworldly cloak is actually pretty stylish looking."